Mitt Romney: King of the Whiny Dickbags

So I recently got an email from Obama's campaign people containing their latest smear of Mitt Romney. They had a lot of great text and cited references about Romney's deviosity concerning his work at Bain Capital, his tax returns, blah blah, all the new exciting stuff that is coming out these days.

Then, they tried to be all cool and young and internet savvy and create an anti-Romney meme. It is this:

I think it's a great idea to have an anti-Romney meme - Romney is a total dicky douchebag and he deserves to be mercilessly mocked on the internet, don't get me wrong. But really, democrats? REALLY? This is the best snarky meme you could come up with? The name you're hoping to stick Mitt Romney with, out of all the snarky names you could have chosen, is "Tricky Mitt?" This, for the guy who can't possibly decide what he believes, but knows that he hates poor and brown people? This, for the guy with a car elevator in one of his bajillion houses? This, for the guy who wants to basically break the government and pays less in taxes than I do? This, an echo of Nixon, who Republicans LIKE? This?

Democrats, you are too nice. You rely too much on text, citations, and people using their brains for critical thinking. You are right to make a snarky internet meme, but you are being TOO NICE. Lucky for you, I do not have that problem. I was recently complimented on my "deadpan snark," and that was WITHOUT the use of internety visual aids. So, just because I love you, my sweet Democrats, HERE are some new Romney memes for you:

Just saying, that was like 10 minutes of work and not even that much of a stretch. Democrats with hiring powers, I'll be waiting for your call. Democrats working for Obama: STEP IT UP.

Also, COPYRIGHT. That's how that works, I think. Also, feel free to share because we all know that every single one of those is true.